“I’m going to marry someone who also has two surnames and all of our children will have them all but in a different order.”
I’ve never been able to clarify my taste in women to anything specific. Stuff like this? Saying stuff like this helps.
Oil in Water
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via Neato Coolville
Mathew Broderick is going to need a stunt-penis
He sat quietly, an old man drinking in the dark.“It’s just lubricant!” he used to joke.
They stopped laughing, after a while.
He could feel the rust in his right arm. It hurt, the rust.
An old episode of Baywatch flickered across his TV.
He watched it, half-interested. After a while he undid his belt, lowered his pants.
“Go-go gadget penis,” he whispered.
He watched, horrified, as, with a puff of rust, it simply fell to the ground.
“Hey Ya!” Charlie Brown style.
Anyone else think the signal to noise ratio on Favrd is getting worse? Don’t get me wrong - I’m not saying every tweet I put out there is funny. What I am saying, though, is that maybe the bar needs to be raised a little so that we all don’t have to wade through the unfunny things I, and others, say so that Favrd is actually useful once again.
The downside to this, of course, is that the entry level for getting Favrd then becomes that much higher, leading to even more of a popularity contest than it already is.
Edit: I’m genuinely interested in your opinions, guys. I’m not saying I have a solution or even that it’s an acknowledged general problem (I could quite easily just be being a douche - it’s been known to happen). So, yeah: tell me what you think.
Butthurt, anyone?
Idiot comics, you guys.
Dear Sween,
You can’t do one without the other: William Shatner’s “I am Canadian”.
fondest regards,
Ryan
Beta? I hardly Alpha'd her
I need help. Specifically, help beta-testing an Android Twitter application. If this is something you can and would like to do, please send me an email at secretdark (at) gmail.
You’ll need an Android phone running 1.5 (Cupcake*), a Twitter account and some patience. The actual beta will only be going out this weekend, as well as an email explaining what the dealio is.
In return for helping beta test you’ll get a free of the software (though I doubt I’ll charge in the end) and my thanks. And smoochies if we ever meet in real life.
Otherwise, even if you don’t have an Android phone, feel free to send me an email on that address. I like email. I print them out and make nests in which I sleep.
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“Gonna Buy Me a Dog” - The Monkees
The Monkees are way underrated.
