January 2010
16:49
I’ve just woken up, hungover, after a long and dark night of drinking and dancing in Norway and I can’t remember much except I think I lost my coat and my brothers have disappeared and I’m alone with a whole bunch of students in a student house, none of whom are speaking English and oh god so hungover and I’m seeking refuge in someone’s laptop and the internet even...
"Can run all iPhone apps unmodified out of the...
Well, balls. There goes the Android app market.
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biorhythmist:
“Statement as of 04:45 PM PST on January 19, 2010 … Record daily maximum rainfall set at San Francisco Airport… a record rainfall of 1.55 inches was set at San Francisco Airport today. This breaks the old record of 1.07 set in 1962.”
— Oh not much, just raining 50% more than the previous record set 48 years ago.
Awww, is there a widdle bit of wain on ol’ San Francisco?...
Stop it
Stop sending me paper invoices, paper bills, paper receipts. I don’t have a physical filing system, nor do I wish to have one. I worry about losing them (especially if they contain personal data, which the important ones almost always do). I find myself carting around boxes of pieces of paper I don’t give a damn about and which are only needed once in a blue moon. Send me an email....
Boring Life Post: 1:37am
I took up some extra freelance work (on top of the normal freelance work, on top of my 9-to-5) to afford SF. The upside is that the meds I’m on for the flu are packed with caffeine, so sleep isn’t an issue. The downside is that this is a client who mixes up his own project numbers as well as being chronically unable to differentiate landscape from portrait. He’s not afraid to...
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A conversation about the conversation. →
Avery Goddamn Edison
"Our Testicles"
generallyspecific:
When Ricky Gervais was trying to secure Philip Seymour Hoffman a cameo in his film “The invention of lying” and his agent claimed he was too busy he requested his email address and sent him the following:
“Dear Philip, will you please appear in my new film? There is very little money involved as I spent the budget on testicular implants, but don’t look upon them as my...
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The King
Her: “So… what’s mine like then?” Him: “You don’t want to know.” Her: “Of course I want to know. Who wouldn’t want to know? Tell me.” Him: “Honestly, you don’t.” Her: “Tell me what my O-face is like, [name]. Pleeeeeasee…” Him: “Okay, fine. Remember though, you asked.” [pause] Him:...
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Turns out
Drug dealers have taken to using the front-garden of our house, which is surrounded by a large hedge and has a broken security light, as a place to meet their customers and sell them drugs. I’m torn between fixing the security light and calling the police on their asses or charging them a precentage and acquiring a pimp cane. I think I’d look good with a pimp cane, ya know? Regal.
Group fish-stick during San Fran, anyone?
Anyone?
“My butt fell asleep and it won’t wake up. Can your butt die in its sleep?...”
– daveshumka
Angry Blog Post
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I’ve stopped trying to explain why I’m going to San Francisco with “Um… you know Twitter…?” or “I know these… people from the internet…” because wow, awkward, right?
Instead: “Rage orgies.”
The ball’s in your court, Frisco.
I Think I Want To Start A Blog (vii)
kfan:
h: I was gonna say m: what h: like i think pretty much everyone else has one m: i know m: i need to get on board m: with the whole blogging situation h: maybe your ready m: i’m worried though h: ok what about i will help you m: like what if i start a blog h: ok m: and then I can’t think of anything to write h: ok common m: so then i don’t update my blog for a...
Heeeey, baby...
wanna make 20 bucks the fun way?
