August 2010
It used to be that I’d know I was drunk when I started hitting on a girl. Now I know I’m drunk when I start talking about a cool idea I had for Web 3.0. Fucken pet avatars, dude. It’s gonna be huge.
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TEAM ROCKO
“The first documented use of the word ‘Nerd’ is in the 1950 Dr. Seuss...”
– Dr. Suess coined the word “nerd” - Your Mind Blown
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WatchVideo Test, Or, “The Aristrocrats”, Or, “‘And, uhhh…’”
I decided to shoot my first video with my new camera and I wanted to tell a joke, only I kinda screwed up the focus and the joke and I was a little drunk but I promised myself I would post the first thing I shot with it and oh god this is terrible. Focus on the ironing board if you decide to watch...
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The EPICWIN app (a todo-list-meets-RPG iPhone app) is out.
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From The Bumper Dictionary Of Terrible Days
Pitfall Programmer (n.): A developer who creates seemingly working code that compiles just fine, only to have it do something entirely arbitrary and wrong when someone tries to build anything with / on it.
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It is, though, right? It is the perfect goddamn crime. Okay, right, I’ll shut up now.
Honest to god, the fruit thing actually happened.
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The perfect crime
It was a banana-shaped maraca. It was a banana-shaped maraca and I wanted it. It was in the back of a small shop named “All Things Percussion” and, to be fair, they’d lived up to their name. The shopkeeper was large and slow and, I thought, perhaps a little drunk. “‘s a funny thing,” he muttered, as he tried to ring my purchase up. “(Bloody thing’s...
Cat Power - “Silver Stallion”
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Spray-painted on the back of a van in 3-foot high...
“I’m pretty sure that’s not where it is,” confides my housemate.
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4000 posts
Well, 4001 now, I guess.
Ex-Tabula Rasa: On the Expulsion of Jams →
That Cathy comic strip is ending?
Oh thank god.
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Turns out you can’t buy the Scott Pilgrim comics app in the UK because it’s printed by a different publisher over here, and it’s one who apparently thinks there isn’t any profit to be made in tapping into the release of a major motion picture. Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is that my life is hard and terrible, and that not being able to get a comic I want to read in...
"Fata Morgana" by Damon Zucconi, 2010 →
A Google map (including zooming and panning) but without the map. Interesting effect.
“Are you an atheist man hoping to get married soon, but you have no marriage...”
– Conservapedia
Believing in God in order to better your chances of a date or marriage is pretty much the stupidest thing I have ever heard ever. Altering how you choose to believe the Universe came to be* and what gives you a purpose (if any) simply in order to get married? Wow. * And this is...
“Some liberal politicians have extrapolated the theory of relativity to...”
– Theory of relativity - Conservapedia
Conservapedia is the continuous, inestimable car crash from which I can not look away.
yowhatsthehaps asked: Hi Ryan!
I drove past a farm today and swore at a cow. It made me think of you.
OK BYE.
I drove past a farm today and swore at a cow. It made me think of you.
OK BYE.
