Nothing says “Welcome back to London” like stepping off the train to find a cop shouting “Where’s the rest of the heroin?” at a guy who’s handcuffed and face-down on the street.

Back from Norway.
My everything is bruised.

16:49

I’ve just woken up, hungover, after a long and dark night of drinking and dancing in Norway and I can’t remember much except I think I lost my coat and my brothers have disappeared and I’m alone with a whole bunch of students in a student house, none of whom are speaking English and oh god so hungover and I’m seeking refuge in someone’s laptop and the internet even though their keyboard is Norwegian so every time I try to use an apostrophe it comes out Æ.
Anyway. God.
HowÆre you?

The Decemberists - “The wanting comes in waves”

Vis-à-vis iPads.

Adele - “Feel my love”

It’s hard to explain how wrong this picture looks to you unless you’re a Java-head who spends most of their time kicking around the JavadocsStill.This looks… wrong.

It’s hard to explain how wrong this picture looks to you unless you’re a Java-head who spends most of their time kicking around the Javadocs
Still.
This looks… wrong.

“Can run all iPhone apps unmodified out of the box.”

Well, balls. There goes the Android app market.

Lemmy.

Lemmy.

The BookBook is a hardback leather case for your Macbook / Macbook Pro.
via hannah

The BookBook is a hardback leather case for your Macbook / Macbook Pro.

via hannah

Fight Like Apes - “Lend me your face”

Another from my Top 5 Albums of 2009. Another favourite from the album would be ‘Digifucker’.
You’ve got to love a band whose intention is to “scare crowds with poppy songs played so obnoxiously that everybody leaves.”