I Think I Want To Start A Blog (vii)

kfan:

h: I was gonna say
m: what
h: like i think pretty much everyone else has one
m: i know
m: i need to get on board
m: with the whole blogging situation
h: maybe your ready
m: i’m worried though
h: ok what about i will help you
m: like what if i start a blog
h: ok
m: and then I can’t think of anything to write
h: ok common
m: so then i don’t update my blog for a while
h: ok
m: and then it becomes like this pressure on me
h: ok
m: ?
h: here’s what you do
h: you make a post
h: and it says
h: “I’m sorry I’ve been so bad about blogging”
h: “but I’ll start doing better soon”
m: ah ok
h: when people read something like that
h: they understand
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Cake - “Mahna, Mahna”

Because sometimes when it’s all going to hell in a hand-basket you just need to get so fucking Muppety motherfuckers are running in from other rooms like “What the fuck is up with all this Muppetry, man?”

Interpol - “Untitled”

Heeeey, baby…

wanna make 20 bucks the fun way?

The Polaroid relaunched.
That’s a wood-grain finish.Hold me.

The Polaroid relaunched.

That’s a wood-grain finish.
Hold me.

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Meet Amazon Eve.

See, the problem here is that one day she’ll be walking behind you and you’ll turn around quickly and she’ll walk right into you and suddenly BOOM you’re giving cunnilingus.

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A shibboleth is, more or less, a linguistic password used to identify a cultural group. For example, English visitors to Scotland or Wales can often be identified by their asking them to pronounce the place names “Loch Lomond”, in Scotland, or “Croesgoch”, in Wales. In both examples, they would be unlikely to pronounce the hard “ch” sound, as a native would.

Word of the day is Shibboleth

(via deplorableword)

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Dear and the Headlights - “Mother make me golden”

Today can just go ahead and eat a big ol’ bowl of dick.

flamgirlant:

Morningbell - “Let’s Not Lose Our Heads”

Catchy as shit, man.

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Punchable nun (n.): Obsolete euphemism for a prostitute.

Huh.