The Soul’s Release - “Dripping whispers”
If you dig on ambient, you could do a lot worse than download all of this guy’s stuff for free / what you figure it’s worth from his Bandcamp.
Better than I could ever have said it.
I’m out in the English countryside for the weekend. It’s kinda freakin’ me out.
Like, there’s a cow in the distance right now that is just staring at me, judging, and is either chewing the cud or talking shit about me to the other cows.
…
HEY ASSHOLE, YOU WANNA COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT YOU BOVINE SONOFA BIT- oh no, wait, yeah, he’s just chewing the cud.
It’s cool. We’re cool.
The music video consists solely of cheesy actors ripped from their usual drug or standing-bathtub commercials and it is terrifying.
Amy Sedaris on The Late Show - January 6th, 2006
Hello, Amy Sedaris.
Hell. O.
You know what the difference between a good visual pun and a great visual pun is?
It’s dedication.
It’s effort.
It’s not staring at the camera when the photo is being taken and instead really focusing your entire being on really pressing on the Press tent because that is what ARTISTS do and what makes ART beautiful and special and just plain BETTER than whatever it is you do all day at your stupid desk.
Ugh, I hate working with amateurs.
Chris Bathgate - “Serpentine”
From August 2 to 18 there are fourteen Norwegian reptile hunters doing field work at the foot of the Janus Mountain in Svalbard, digging for remains of prehistoric sea monsters from the Jurassic period.
And they’re streaming it live.
I Can’t Stand It, I Know You Planned It
I’ma Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can’t Stand Rockin’ When I’m In Here
‘Cause Your Crystal Ball Ain’t So Crystal Clear
So, While You Sit Back And Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My God, It’s A Mirage
I’m Tellin’ Y’all It’s DECOUPAGE
So,So,So, So Listen Up ‘Cause You Can’t Say Nothin’
You Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button
But yo, I’m Out And I’m Gone
I’ll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On dam!
‘Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet, So Don’t You Get Souped Yet
Scheming On A Thing That’s A Mirage
I’m Tryin’ To Tell You Now It’s DECOUPAGE
Why; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y’all This Is DECOUPAGE
Listen All Of Y’all This Is DECOUPAGE
Listen All Of Y’all This Is DECOUPAGE
Listen All Of Y’all This Is DECOUPAGE
I Can’t Stand It, I Know You Planned It
I’ma Set It Straight This Watergate
I Can’t Stand Rockin’ When I’m In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You’re All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I’m Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It’s all a Mirage
You’re Scheming On A Thing That’s DECOUPAGE
OH HEY SO NOW MORE PEOPLE CAN GET TOGETHER AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND FINALLY BE RECOGNISED FOR IT AND GROW AS HUMAN BEINGS AND SHOW THEIR LOVE AND RESPECT FOR ANOTHER BY PROMISING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND THAT’S SUPER, JUST SUPER, SO IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL JUST BE OVER HERE DYING ALONE OKAY, OKAY GREAT.
I’m dead and it’s all my fault:
The way I figure it, Doug, why pay some quack shaman a bunch of cash just to sit out in the desert for a week when I can just put the barbecue in the shed and make my own sweat lodge right here? My spirit animal is probably a dragon or some shit, so no matter how crazy it gets in there, don’t open the door. Just let me work it out. Oh yeah? Well your spirit animal is probably a fag anyway.
I’m dead and it’s all my fault:
Cops said if I get caught huffing again they’re locking me up, but they didn’t say nothing about painting an unventilated bathroom over and over again. You can either join me or judge me, Douglas, but don’t just stand there with the door open. You’re letting all the party out of here.
Lord Tanamo - “I’m In The Mood for Ska”
Listen to this and start your day right.
