Items Jason Bourne May Or May Not Have Used As Improvised Weapons
- A pen
- A daschund
- The concept of space/time
- A copy of Vogue
- The inside of his lip
- His attackers’ terrible fashion-sense
- A spider held under a glass
- Hugh Grant
- His man-purse which he keeps on insisting is totally practical, manly and in right now despite the fact no-one’s questioning it
- A replica of the Death-Star (1/1 millionth scale)
- His puppy-dog sad-eyes
- Vaseline
- A lightly poached egg with toast soldiers
