“A man making love to a rubber alligator is bidding on a Dukes of Hazzard lunch box. He uses a Verizon 4G LTE to make these bids. As a member of the Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox demographic, I wish to inform Verizon that in grade-school I preferred a lunchbox with Cold War-era submarines. The bottom panel showed the cramped living quarters of the crew. The front depicted a gorgeous, breaching steel phallus as it erupted into the air. It was a beautiful, violent place to store a PBJ.”


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