Do you have to talk directly into her vagina? I think you have to talk directly into her vagina.
(via theremina)
Do you have to talk directly into her vagina? I think you have to talk directly into her vagina.
(via theremina)
“Hello? Hello?” “You don’t have to say it twice.” “I didn’t.”
“Honey? It’s Johnathan! You’ll never guess where I’m calling from. I said you’ll never guess where I’m calling from! I...
“BUY! BUY! SELL! You’re fired! I’m afraid it’s bad news, you have cancer! I’ve been shot! That’s preposterous! Meet me...
say? I’m afraid...cun’t hear yoh God I’m so sorry.