If there was a movie of today that featured me as the main character, the opening credits would feature me, bundled up and wet, walking in the rain in very slow motion down the middle of a very, very empty street towards my office. This Tony Bennet song would be playing. It would not be intended as serious.
When the credits were finished the film would suddenly speed up, as I was mid-stride, as I fumbled for the key-card to the office front-door.
Why didn’t I just take this week off…