goddamnit steven

me: well, I used to use a cafetiere
me: but i bought myself a aeropress a while ago
steven: boring. this conversation is boring.
me: it’s nice because I can make single cups of good coffee
steven: That looks a lot like a penis pump. That’s a penis pump.
me: no
me: it’s
me: no
steven: looks a lot like a penis pump. uses a vacuum?
me: yes
me: jesus, steven
steven: did I just ruin coffee time for you?
me: goddamnit
steven: i bet it would totally double up
steven: i bet they share manufacturers. same factory even.
steven: I’m not really sure how the paper filter thing fits into the picture
steven: wait, I think