Understand: I am a number of things — wizard, blowhard, fancy-man, delicatessen. I pootle. I lika da bass. I love touching myself. I waterski. One thing I have never been is a contortionist. In fact, I have been just about as contortionally un-aware as one might be for the entire…
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do-over said:
I keep thinking pootling sounds like fun and then I think maybe it’s rude and I want to ask but I’m afraid to look naive and silly and inexperienced but then again that’s okay everyone can’t know everything can they. I like the word, though. Pootle.
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tehawesome said:
I love that you kept “I waterski”.
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