The lucky hat could use a wash.
The lucky hat likes girls who wear flowers in their hair and swear and argue.
The lucky hat doesn’t believe in luck, but does know a decent goddamn hat when it sees one.
The lucky hat’s mileage may vary.
The lucky hat is a sucker for liquorice.
The lucky hat likes drinking beer from long-stemmed bottles.
The lucky hat isn’t into all the emo bullshit you are.
The lucky hat is working on its thousand-yard stare.
The lucky hat thinks hating Mondays is dumb.
The lucky hat thinks that if it hears someone say “liase” when they mean “meet” one more time it’s going to throw someone through a window.
The lucky hat could take that pansy-assed Choosing Hat in a fight, no fucken problem.
The lucky hat could use 7 hours of good, clean sleep.
