I’m out in the English countryside for the weekend. It’s kinda freakin’ me out.
Like, there’s a cow in the distance right now that is just staring at me, judging, and is either chewing the cud or talking shit about me to the other cows.
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HEY ASSHOLE, YOU WANNA COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT YOU BOVINE SONOFA BIT- oh no, wait, yeah, he’s just chewing the cud.
It’s cool. We’re cool.
