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The Future Now

[SCENE: A mechanic’s garage. A nervous customer watches as a car mechanic looks over his vehicle.]
Customer: So… what’s the problem?
Mechanic: Weerlll…. it’s your software, innit.
Customer: My… software?
Mechanic: O’course, mate. You’re runnin’ 10.3. You should runnin’ at least 11.1 on a vehicle o’ this make.
Customer: I see. Well, that doesn’t sound too expensive.
Mechanic: Weeerll, you say that, mate, but I got parts and labour to consider, dun’t I? I’m an ‘onest businessman, I am.
Customer: But… it’s a software update. There are no parts involved, really. I mean, I could probably do that myself.
Mechanic: Uh… weeerll. Uh. Dunno ‘bout that.